Things to do in London, no research required

London’s problem is volume: bars, breakfast spots and arts-and-culture stops in roughly equal, overwhelming numbers. This map sorts them so you’re not reading reviews on a bus. Tower Bridge tops the list outright and the Victoria and Albert Museum is right behind it, both worth the queue whatever your feelings about queues. Greenwich Park is the option to skip the crowds entirely for an afternoon. Kennington Lane Cafe is the neighborhood place with a serious pile of reviews that never makes a tourist list. Big names and small finds in one working itinerary, which is more than most London guides manage.